The Campaign - Day Four

Howdy gang! Will Stabile, here, reminding you that you don't actually need a Blogger account to post comments. Just type away. And, yes, I do check them, so if someone posts something less-than-cool, I can get rid of that. So try to keep your comments appropriate.
Now, that doesn't mean you can't post things about the other candidates, or myself, just keep it within reason. Posting "Candidate A roxors my soxors! Will can never hope to compete with such a soxor-roxing candidate!" is, believe it or not, fine by me. However, when we branch into the innuendo of the less-polite manner, then problems arise. This site is viewed by people with greater power than you or I, and they can shut this place down with a finger-snap if certain posters aren't careful.
But getting back to the campaign. In all honesty, not much happened today. Talked to a few people, shook some hands, kissed some babies, general candidatous stuff. So I won't bore you with the details.
And remember to register to vote, people. You walk over, say your name, get free candy. It's just that easy. And for all those people who never actually got their candy, words will be exchanged and candy shall be given to the righteous. And there will be much rejoicing.

Today's Helpful Hint From Will: This was going to be the hint about the tastiness of Spam. If you just eat it plain, it has a rather distinctive funk about it. But if you pan-fry that until it's crispy on the outside, and smack that on a bun, you've got a delicious Spam hamburger. A Spamburger, if you will.
By the way, no one is really sure what "Spam" stands for. The Hormel Corporation has given "Shoulder of Pork And Ham", "Spiced Ham", "Spiced Pork And Ham", and "Spare Ham" as official definitions. Things like "Synthetically Produced Artificial Meat", "Some Parts Are Meat", "Specially Processed American Meat", "Someone's Pigs Are Missing", "Stuff Posing As Meat", or "Spare Parts and Animal Mucus" are not real.

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